💸 CPN Score
cost per nutt. spend + time (billed at your rate, $30/hr min) minus a lil raw discount. lower = efficient king, higher = you got played.
🏆 Nutt Score
flipped — higher is better. your spend-to-income ratio + time, weighed against everyone else on the board rn. moves as the board fills up.
🎖️ Rank / ELO
it's ranked now. avg nutt score = elo = tier, Iron to Radiant like Valorant. save more, climb the ladder.
⏱️ Ball in Play
time spent on the date. "no balls" = you didn't even nut. tragic ngl.
🐍 Raw or Not
wrapped = safe. raw helps your score a lil but comes with a child-support exposure number that'll humble you.
📉 The Shame Index
the public leaderboard. every save posts here with your nickname. not a bug, a feature.
% Relative Income
how much of your monthly salary this date ate up. 10%+ and maybe sit with that for a sec.